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Things I'd Say If I Were Pope (1994) | Slate

Things I'd Say If I Were Pope

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Things I'd Say If I Were Pope

A stop-motion animation made against a vertical pin screen describes a pedestrian, yet powerful pontification by No Nothing Cinema co-founder Dean Snider.

Released: 1994
Runtime: 5m
Country: United States of America
Language: English

Direction and writing

Marian WallaceDirector

Michael RudnickDirector

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