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Two and a Half Men2003
The Ranch2016
Mike & Molly2010
Shifting Gears2025
Call Me Kat2021

Writer

Shifting Gears2025
Call Me Kat2021
Call Me Kat
Season 3
S3E10Call Me Philliam
S3E13Call Me Fatty Patty
S3E16Call Me Worth the Wait
S3E19Call Me Not Okurr
S3E2Call Me Skeeter Juice
S3E22Call Me a Donut Wall
S3E4Call Me Donor Four-Five-Seven
S3E7Call Me Dame Booty Clench
S3E9Call Me Chrismukkah

B Positive

Season 1

S1E12Canine Extraction
S1E13Inflammatory Response
S1E16A Cute Asphyxiation
S1E18Life Expectancy
S1E7Phantom Limb
S1E8Integration Therapy

Season 2

S2E1Love, Taxes and a Kidney
S2E10S'mores, Elvis and a Cubano
S2E11Louisville, Bubbaroo and Sully
S2E12Dagobah, a Room and a Chimney Sweep
S2E13A Boss, a Bear Claw and a Defibrillator
S2E15Payroll, a Waterwall and Valley Forge
S2E16Juneau, Froyo and Ronald Reagan
S2E2Vermont, Switzerland and Connecticut
S2E3Bagels, Billiards and a Magic Show
S2E5Novocaine, Bond and Bocce
S2E6A Dishwasher, a Fire and a Remote Control
S2E8A Dog, a Mousse and a Bat

The Ranch

Season 2

S2E10Can't Be Really Gone
S2E3Take Me Away from Here

Mike & Molly2010

Mike & Molly

Season 1

S1E20Opening Day
S1E23Victoria's Birthday

Season 5

S5E22The Bitter Man and the Sea

Just for Kicks2006

Just for Kicks

Season 1

S1E10We Aren't Family
S1E4Boys Do Cry

Two and a Half Men2003

Two and a Half Men

Season 3

S3E21And the Plot Moistens

Season 4

S4E11Walnuts and Demerol
S4E14That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
S4E17I Merely Slept with a Commie
S4E20Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
S4E22Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
S4E23Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
S4E7Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
S4E8Release the Dogs

Season 5

S5E10Kinda Like Necrophilia
S5E11Meander to Your Dander
S5E12A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
S5E14Winky-Dink Time
S5E18If My Hole Could Talk
S5E2Media Room Slash Dungeon
S5E4City of Great Racks
S5E6Help Daddy Find His Toenail
S5E8Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Season 6

S6E1Taterhead Is Our Love Child
S6E11The Devil's Lube
S6E12Thank God for Scoliosis
S6E13I Think You Offended Don
S6E14David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
S6E17The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
S6E18My Son's Enormous Head
S6E19The Two Finger Rule
S6E22Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
S6E4The Flavin' and the Mavin'
S6E6It's Always Nazi Week
S6E8Pinocchio's Mouth

Season 7

S7E10That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"
S7E12Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
S7E13Yay, No Polyps!
S7E15Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
S7E16Tinkle Like a Princess
S7E17I Found Your Moustache
S7E18Ixnay on the Oggie Day
S7E19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
S7E21Gumby with a Pokey
S7E22This Is Not Gonna End Well
S7E3Mmm, Fish. Yum.
S7E5For the Sake of the Child
S7E7Untainted by Filth
S7E8Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
S7E9Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Season 8

S8E1Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
S8E12Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
S8E14Lookin' for Japanese Subs
S8E15Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
S8E2A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
S8E4Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
S8E5The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
S8E6Twanging Your Magic Clanger
S8E7The Crazy Bitch Gazette
S8E8Springtime on a Stick
S8E9A Good Time in Central Africa

Season 9

S9E1Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
S9E10A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
S9E11What a Lovely Landing Strip
S9E12One False Move, Zimbabwe!
S9E13Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
S9E14A Possum on Chemo
S9E15The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
S9E16Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
S9E17Not in My Mouth!
S9E18The War Against Gingivitis
S9E19Palmdale, Ech
S9E2People Who Love Peepholes
S9E20Grandma's Pie
S9E21Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
S9E22Why We Gave Up Women
S9E23The Straw in My Donut Hole
S9E24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
S9E3Big Girls Don't Throw Food
S9E4Nine Magic Fingers
S9E5A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
S9E6The Squat and Hover
S9E7Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
S9E8Thank You for the Intercourse

Season 10

S10E1I Changed My Mind About the Milk
S10E10One Nut Johnson
S10E11Give Santa a Tail-Hole
S10E12Welcome to Alancrest
S10E13Grab a Feather and Get in Line
S10E14Run, Steven Staven! Run!
S10E15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
S10E16Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
S10E17Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
S10E18The 9:04 from Pemberton
S10E19Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon
S10E2A Big Bag of Dog
S10E20Bazinga! That's from a TV Show
S10E21Another Night with Neil Diamond
S10E22My Bodacious Vidalia
S10E23Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
S10E3Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
S10E4You Do Know What the Lollipop's For
S10E5That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
S10E6Ferrets, Attack!
S10E7Avoid the Chinese Mustard
S10E8Something My Gynecologist Said
S10E9I Scream When I Pee

Season 11

S11E1Nangnangnangnang
S11E10On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
S11E11Tazed in the Lady Nuts
S11E12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
S11E13Bite Me, Supreme Court
S11E14Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe
S11E15Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
S11E16How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
S11E17Welcome Home, Jake
S11E18West Side Story
S11E19Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
S11E2I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
S11E20Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
S11E21Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
S11E22Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
S11E3This Unblessed Biscuit
S11E4Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
S11E5Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
S11E6Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
S11E7Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
S11E8Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
S11E9Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

Season 12

S12E1The Ol' Mexican Spinach
S12E10Here I Come, Pants!
S12E11For Whom the Booty Calls
S12E12A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
S12E13Boompa Loved His Hookers
S12E14Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
S12E15Of Course He's Dead (1)
S12E16Of Course He's Dead (2)
S12E2A Chic Bar in Ibiza
S12E3Glamping in a Yurt
S12E4Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
S12E5Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
S12E6Alan Shot a Little Girl
S12E7Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
S12E8Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
S12E9Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Rock Me Baby2003

Rock Me Baby

Season 1

S1E10Prior Engagement
S1E17I Love You, You Don't Love Me
S1E21Go Otis! It's Your Birthday!
S1E4Shift Shaft
S1E8Girl Power

Good Morning, Miami2002

Off Centre

Season 1

S1E17The Backup
S1E21Diddler on the Roof

Season 2

S2E3Unflushable (a.k.a. M. Night Shyamalan's Unflushable)

Inside Schwartz2001

Inside Schwartz

Season 1

S1E9Kissing Cousin

Teacher's Pet2000

Teacher's Pet

Season 1

S1E11Bad to the Bone

The PJs

Season 2

S2E8Let's Get Ready To Crumble

Season 3

S3E4National Buffoon's European Vacation
S3E9Let's Get Ready To Rumba

Teen Angel

Season 1

S1E17Look Ma, No Face